vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"




lumos5001:

aceinnatailsuit:

pattroughton:

Q&A in Rio [x]

Peter’s little grin like he’s proud of himself for coming up with something so obscure you adorable little hipster shit

he’s perfect. i want 12 of him



assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

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w/ shia lebouf as shinji ikari









masseffect-multiplayer-things:

Source.

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rainbowmagicmarker:

Have a video of my dumb dog not wanting to cooperate because he wants to hurry up and get his treats and go back to begging from gramps in the kitchen.